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MLPFiM meets Phineas and Ferb

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Small warning before I start the story for anyone who hasn't watched Phineas and Ferb: This story can and will get a bit zany, some corniness will happen, but I can assure you that it's fully intuitional, based on the style of humor Phineas and Ferb has. I'm not going to include every last running gag from that show in this story, but I will try my best to include as many as I can. There will also be a few references to Equestria Girls and one to Double Rainboom, so I recommend watching those first if you haven't already, and now that Equestria Girls is on DVD you really have no legitimate excuse to not watch it. Trust me, it's not as bad as you think. Not great either, but it lives up to the standards the show had set. There will also be references to the Phineas and Ferb movie, which is also highly recommended watching.

Now to the story:

Phineas, Ferb, and the other kids were watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic in the Fletcher family's living room when Candace came into the room. "Aren't you guys a little... male to be watching that show? ...I mean, except you Isabella, of course. And Buford, you seriously like this show?!" Candace asked. "Don't you know? There's a huge fan base of all ages and both genders!" Phineas said.

Candace wasn't convinced, "Suuuureeee there is." Candace stormed out of the room, and went to her room and picked up a Trixie figure "Oh Trixie, you're the only one who understands..." Back in the living room, Isabella says "Oh wouldn't it be just amazing if Equestria was real, and we could go to it?" Phineas grinned and exclaimed, "I know what we're going to do today!"

Later, the kids had gathered around a device attached to their television. "This device will allow us to go inside the various worlds inside the TV, of course for right now it will allow us to go to the magical world of Equestria!" Phineas explained. Candace returned, saw the device and asked "What are you two up to THIS time'?" Phineas said nonchalantly, "We're going inside the TV so we can go to Equestria!" Candace grinned "Oh you two are so busted! ...For real this time!" She said, as she went to go find their mother. Phineas looked around "Before we go, I have to ask: Where's Perry?"

Meanwhile, Perry took one of the secret entrances to his hideout, accompanied by some scat music that sounded like stereotypical secret agent music. On the screen was Major Monogram watching the opening to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. He turned to face the screen "Oh sorry about that, I guess I should really come out of the closet. ...About being a brony I mean. You know, closet bronies... eheh heh heh." Perry just buried his face in his forefeet. "Anyway, the evil Doctor Doofenshmirtz is up to no good again. He's managed to capture one of our agents, Penny the Pony! ...Wow now that I think about it, that show is unusually relevant... Ahem anyway, you need to rescue Penny and put a stop to whatever Doofenshmirtz is planning to do with her! Monogram, out!" Perry left through another exit, accompanied by the same music as he entered followed by a dramatic sounding “PEEEERRY!”.



Meanwhile in Ponyville, the newly crowned Princess Twilight Sparkle was practicing her magic. Rainbow Dash crashed into her tree library again while practicing a stunt and messed up her concentration. “Hey Twilight, watchya doin’?” The rainbow-maned cyan pegasus asked. The purple alicorn looked up and frowned at the hole in her roof and said “I’m trying a new spell, supposedly it will allow us to travel to other worlds.” Rainbow Dash flew down and tilted her head, “You mean like Mars? The alicorn shook her head, “No, more like alternate universes. Imagine for example, a world where a species of monkeys evolved and became the dominant species instead of ponies!” The Pegasus laughed hard at the very thought of it, “Hahahaha! As if such a thing were possible!” Twilight Sparkle grinned “Oh I already know it’s possible, I already mastered the spell that lets me look into other worlds.” Rainbow Dash’s expression quickly turned to bewilderment. “Say what?” Twilight began casting a spell. A portal window formed, and showed the Fletcher family's living room, just as Phineas had asked where Perry was. The other four close friends of the small alicorn princess had arrived in the living area of her tree library. “What in tarnation are those things?” Applejack asked. “I think they’re called “humans” a species who evolved from monkeys and are the dominant species of the world you’re looking at.”  The five friends looked in awe. “This is somekinda joke right?” Applejack asked. Pinkie Pie snapped out of her bewilderment and said “Oooh this is like that one time Twilight went into a magic mirror to a world full of humans* and she became a human* and spike became a dog, and she had a crush on the human* version of this new royal guardsman, and…  oh no wait, that never actually happened, never mind!” Rarity noticed the device Phineas and Ferb had built. “Just what is that gaudy looking contraption?” Twilight squinted at it. “It kind of looks like-“ but by that point the kids had gone into the TV, fell through a generic green spiral effect on a purple background and all landed on her.

*(Just because pinkie says human here doesn’t mean I actually think the creatures in equestrian girls were human)



“Looks like you have a bunch of fur-less monkeys on your back! Hahahaha!” Rainbow Dash giggled. “Oi! We’re not monkeys, we’re humans!” Ferb corrected. “Humans, monkeys, whatever you are, can you guys PLEASE get off of me!” The kids got up and Phineas said, “Sorry about that your highness, our device needs some fine tuning.” Twilight frowned and said sarcastically, “I can tell.” She then shook her head “Wait… how did you know I’m royalty?” Pinkie Pie grinned and started getting all over the place while saying “Oooh! Maybe our world is part of a popluar moving picture show in their world that has a huge fanbase of all ages and both genders, and they watch us all the time and that’s why they built that device, so they could go inside their moving picture box thingy and come to Equestria!” Rainbow Dash raised an eyebrow and frowned, “Yeeeaaaa I’m pretty sure that’s not how they know.” “Actually that’s absolutely right…  How’d you know?” Phineas asked, bewildered. “Just a hunch!” Pinkie said cheerfully.” I’ve learned it’s better not to question things when it comes to her…“ Twilight groaned. “I was going to ask about how she defied physics when she was bouncing off the walls (literally for a tiny moment there), but ok!” Phineas said.

Meanwhile, back in Danville, Candace had gone over to the Shapiro family’s house where her mother, Linda was visiting with the other parents. “Mom! Mom! Phineas and Ferb went inside the TV!” Candace screamed. “Not now dear, we’re watching Equestria Girls.”  Linda said. “WHAT?!” Candace screamed again. “I mean it’d be one thing if you were watching the show, but THAT High School Musical rip-off?!” Candace started storming off, but decided to stay and watch instead, actually wanting to watch.

Meanwhile (again), at Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. (Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!) …Um you know the jingle doesn’t work in text form fright? Anyway, at Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.(Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!) No seriously! Stop that! Ahem, where was I? Ah yes, Meanwhile (again) at Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc., Perry broke in (again!) and saw Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz with a snow white pony with a pink mane and tail in a cage. “Perry the Platypus! So good to see you! …Now I know what you’re thinking and this isn’t what it looks like. Er, well not exactly… you see, when Vanessa was younger she always wanted a Pony, and as you know, she and I don’t always get along, so I figured I would get her a pony to win her favor.” Perry rolled his eyes. “Yes, I know, you think she’s too old for such things, and yes, she is. However, I’ve noticed her watching that my little ponies cartoon on television, so I know she still has a thing for ponies! Why don’t you come over here and I’ll prove it to you?” Perry complied only to get caught in a complicated trap (again!) “And by prove it to you, I mean trap you! Aaah, that never gets old. I mean really, you’d think you’d stop falling for that by now!”

Meanwhile (yet again!) back in Equestria, Fluttershy noticed her pet bunny, Angel was missing. “Umm has anyone seen Angel?” Angel was also taking a secret entrance to a secret hideout, accompanied by the same song as Perry, where a pony version of Major Monogram was waiting for him on a screen. “Ah, agent A, there you are, we’ve received word that the evil Heinz Ketchup is building a trans-dimensional portal. Now, I know last time he needed the help of those two colts but this time, he  s actually managed to build a working one! You need to go and stop him!” Angel nodded, and headed off, with the same song again, but with a resounding “ANGEEEL!” at the end, to Heinz Ketchup Inc. (Heinz Ketchup Incorporated!) & I mean it, stop trying to do the jingle thing! It won’t work! Ahem anyway, I’m just going to move on, “Ah, Angel the bunny! What impeccable timing! And by impeccable timing, I mean a good time to imprison you!” Angel had been caught in the same exact trap as Perry just did! “How DO you keep falling for those? Err, anyway, as you can see, I have built a brand new trans-dimensional portalinator, or TDP for short, and this one I made work all on my own! I plan to take this army of evil robot unicorns and take over a world without any animal agents, (and no, they don’t have self-destruct buttons on their hooves this time) I picked out just the place.” He activated the device, and a portal to another Equestria appeared. However, Angel managed to get himself free somehow and jump-kicked the device. Heinz Ketchup frowned, “You know I’m starting to think violence is your answer to everything, I mean really, do you treat your owner like this when you don’t get your way?” But before Angel could answer, the portal switched worlds, right in to…  erm…  well they’re only supposed to do it once anyway, there’s no way they’d try to do the jingle again, right? The portal switched worlds right into Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. (Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!) DARN IT ALL! Ahem, anyway, Doofenshmirtz saw the portal and said “Oh no, no way! I am done with the whole alternate dimensions thing!”  But then he saw Heinz Ketchup, “You know what Penny the Pony? I think I’m just going to go ahead and let you go now…”

Back in Ponyville (PONYVILLE!) …what? Why? That’s not?! Why do I even put up with this? “Because you’re the writer of the story, and without you, there’d be no story!” Pinkie… Pie… said… “Why is the dimensional window showing some young adult male human typing on his dad’s laggy, constantly freezing old snow leopard mac?” Phineas asked. Look, this story is already getting too meta-fictional with the whole me arguing with the guys who do the jingle, can we please not have the whole fourth wall breaking thing? “Sorry!” Pinkie Pie said, and whacked the portal window, which was apparently how she got it to look at me in the first place…  Except this time it dissolved, probably couldn’t handle all the meta-fictionality. That’s definitely a word by the way. “Look, I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sure having all of you here could cause our entire universe to collapse.” Twilight Sparkle said. “We had a whole robot army invade our universe!” Phineas said jubilantly. “Well, not every universe is as stable as yours!” Buford chuckled, “Stable.” Pinkie Pie giggled, seeming to be the only one who got the joke. “You need to leave. Now!”  Twilight demanded. “We would…  except we kind of forgot to make a way for us to get back…” Phineas said sheepishly. “YOU WHAT?!”  Twilight yelled. “Oh this is bad, I haven’t had time to perfect the alternate world travel spell yet!” Isabella spoke up “You’re not the only alicorn princess here though, are you?” Twilight grinned. “I know what we’re going to do today!”  Phineas frowned “Hey! You never said that before!”  Twilight ignored him, and soon they headed for the ponyville train station, unaware that somewhere in the much closer Everfree Forest, a portal to Phineas and Ferb’s world was already open!

A recently self-freed Perry and Dr. Doofenshmirtz looked into the portal, and Heinz Ketchup and Angel looked back. “Hello there my little pony! Don’t worry, I’m not going to hurt you, why don’t you come over here? I got a tasty carrot!” Doofenshmirtz said as held out a carrot in front the portal. “Wait a sec, is that hairless ape supposed to be me?!” Ketchup asked, bewildered. “How dare you! I’ll have you know I am a homo sapien!” Doofenshmirtz said proudly as ketchup giggled, “Oh I didn’t know you swung that way.” Doofenshmirtz growled, “It’s Latin you equine freak of nature! Seriously, just look at you! You’re more human than pony! Your body is even as bald as most of my scalp! Except for that little ketchup bottle on your flank, seriously what is even up with that thing? Isn’t your special talent supposed to be eeeeviiiil?” Ketchup frowned “Hey, you have your sob story backstory and I have mine. It involved hamburgers and fettuccini, you wouldn’t want to know, very boring.”  Doofenshmirtz looked at Perry and they both shrugged. “Anyway, are there more of you talking ponies with the human-like faces and hairstyles?” Doofenshmirtz inquired. “Yes, there is. Angel here has actually had several owners for cover, supposedly he’s had a bit of a mean streak, but recently they finally found one who puts up with it.” Ketchup said and raised his hoof to his mouth and whispered “She’s apparently a bit of a pushover…” Doofenshmirtz grinned. “A pushover eh?”  Doofenshmirtz trapped Perry again, and Ketchup followed suit with Angel and the two headed into ponyville, unaware Fluttershy was heading to Canterlot.

Meanwhile, in Canterlot the kids were agape in awe at the place “Whoa, it’s like a medieval castle town…  on the side of a mountain, how cool is that?!” Phineas exclaimed. They went up to the castle, where Celestia was waiting for them, having had received a letter earlier. “I’m afraid neither Luna nor myself have ever mastered the spell you need to send them back home. However, we did manage to get many parts that might be used to build a device that might be able to send them back.” “Great! You guys should get to work, there’s no telling how much longer we have before the whole universe collapses!” And so, Phineas and Ferb got to work building the device.

Back in Ponyville, Doofenshmirtz and Ketchup couldn’t find Fluttershy. “Oh well this is just great, how are we going to find her now?”  Ketchup groaned. “Are you two looking for Fluttershy?” The two evil geniuses looked down and saw three little fillies, the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Sweetie Belle having been the one who asked them. They went by train to Canterlot, but the next train probably won’t arrive until they get back.” Doofenshmirtz grinned at the fact they knew the pony they were looking for. “Do you three think you could help us find another way to get there?”  The crusaders eyes suddenly shined, “Girls, I know what we’re gonna do today!”  Sweetie Belle said. “Cutie Mark Crusaders transportation makers, YAAAAAAAYYYY!” the three said in unison. “You know, something tells me this isn’t going to go well…“ Doofenshmirtz noted.

Meanwhile in Canterlot, the portal was being finished, and the finishing touches were being applied. “What, just because we’re in a hurry doesn’t mean this thing doesn’t need a good coat of paint! Would YOU want to travel through a portal device that looked like THAT?!”  Phineas said as Twilight applied a forehoof to her forehead.” There! All we need now is a power source!” Twilight walked up to the device, with her horn glowing “I can use my magic to power t-… Wait, something isn’t right, I’m detecting someone else from your world. You didn’t bring anyone else here with that device did you?”  Phineas shook his head. “ I made sure the device locked it’s self so Candace wouldn’t try to follow us. “Well, it’s not a female, seems more like an older male.”  Twilight said, with her eyes closed so she could focus. “Well if he’s here, he didn’t get here though our device.” Phineas said, putting a hand to his chin to think. “You’re right, I’m also detecting trans-dimensional energy in the ev-” But just then, Ketchup and Doofenshmirtz had managed to break their way into the palace with their hand-held “Inators”  which apparently just shoot laser beams. “Look for the cowardly one, that’s going to be the right one.”  Ketchup said as they looked around. “But you came in through the Everfree Forest, how’d you get here so fast?” Twilight said as she frowned. “Oh we had a little help.” Doofenshmirtz said as he held up a cage containing the Cutie Mark Crusaders. “Ah told ya talkin’ to strangers was a bad idea!”  Applebloom complained. “Their little contraption wasn’t very good, but thankfully, we ARE evil geniuses and we managed to make it work in the end.”  Ketchup gloated.

Back in the Everfree Forest. Angel destroyed the portal device Ketchup built while Perry waited for Doofenshmirtz and the kids to return. Perry was counting on Phineas and Ferb’s resourcefulness and ingenuity to get them back home.

Doofenshmirtz saw Fluttershy cowering behind Rainbow Dash and tried to apprehend her, only for Rainbow Dash to stand in his way, wings raised. “Back off buster, don’t you dare touch my friend!” She said sternly. “You two DO realize there are TWO alicorns here right?”  Twilight said. The two Heinzes looked at each other and grinned sheepishly. “Ok, we admit, we hadn’t really thought this plan through…” Twilight frowned “Another thing you seem to not have counted on is how unstable this universe is with a bunch of beings from another universe in it!” Ketchup tilted his head “Wow, really? You’d think a guy like me would know something like that, well I guess you learn something new every day! Well Dr. Doofenshmirtz, it was nice knowing you, but I really think you ought to go back.”  Doofenshmirtz frowned and said, “This is clearly a lie to get us to surrender easier.” Twilight applied her forehoof to her forehead again, “HELLO?! Pair of alicorn princesses here, you kind of HAVE to surrender now!”  Doofenshmirtz frowned, “Oh…  Right... There’s that too…” Twilight started powering the device. “OUT! NOW!”

Meanwhile, Candace and the parents had just finished the Equestria Girls movie, and Candace dragged Linda back to their house. They arrived just as Doofenshmirtz and the kids went through the device, with Candace having gone ahead of Linda, and saw them when they arrived, but went back to rush Linda over and while the others weren’t looking, Perry smashed the device attached to their television, and Doofenshmirtz went out through the back door, having put up with enough being foiled for one day. Candace pushed Linda into the living room “Look! See? There’s that old man and the TV poral dev-” She cut herself off with a high-pitched scream then collapsed. Linda smiled and said, “Who wants cupcakes?”  The kids crowded around her and franticly said, “Ooh! Me! Me!” Candace got back up and asked, “They aren’t rainbow cupcakes are they?” Linda looked puzzled “Why wouldn’t they be? Rainbow Cupcakes are the best kind!”  Candace just fainted again. “What’s wrong with her?”  Phineas asked. “Maybe she has diabetes? Diabetes is no joke after all, and Rainbow Cupcakes are VERY sugary.” Ferb said. Pinkie Pie appeared out of a door that looked suspiciously like the icon for Adobe Flash, “Or maybe she read this really scary fanfic where I was a serial murderer and killed Rainbow Dash and made cupcakes out of her?”  Phineas was bewildered, “How’d you know about that fanfic?!”  Pinkie grinned and said as she closed the door, “Just a hunch!” and then the door vanished.



The end.
Phineas and Ferb visit equestria, but their presence there threatens the universe Equestria exists in! Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz attempts to Kidnap Fluttershy to give to Vanessa as a gift.

As I have over 3,000 words, I'd really appreciate any feedback offered, as long as it's constructive criticism.
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